Piglet, pls.

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A short story of a college students life

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Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

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watching porn

while you're horny: YOOOOOO
after you cum: ew

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

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"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

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